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Enough Already: Stop Malware, Spyware, and Trojans
In This Issue
How's Your Protection?
Blockade, Barricade, and Fortify
Permanently Delete Norton and McAfee
Tool of the Week: SoliCall Noise Reducer
Time Wasters
Sit Down and Take This Test
They're out to get you: Sleaze balls writing devious, sneaky programs that load you system with junk. I'll show you a few quick ways to protect yourself from Trojans that want your credit card number, malware that slows your system, and spyware that tracks your keystrokes.
How's Your Protection?
Over the years I've played with at least 3-million security programs -- Norton, McAfee (the program that AOL uses), Kaspersky, Spyware Doctor, Vipre, Avast, AVG, and Trend, to name just a few. They all give adequate protection. (I know, I didn't mention your favorite. Get over it.) While all these tools do the job, there are differences: For instance, I think Spyware Doctor reports too many false-positives and AVG, a former favorite, gets bigger with each iteration, seemingly in a race to out-bloat Norton.
If you're comfortable with your existing protection program, and confident it's protecting you, (read: you haven't been infected recently), stick with it.
However, I often get e-mails asking if it's a good idea to switch products.
First answer: If you have a big-name tool, like Norton or McAfee, and want to switch because something nasty got on your system, the problem isn't the program. You either haven't configured it properly or, more likely, the tool isn't updating itself regularly. You need to get on the stick, look over the program's options, and make it work right. I can't do it for you; if you don't know how to it yourself, get someone to help you.
Second answer: If you want to switch because the program you're using is up for renewal and it costs too much, try AVG or Avast. They're both free and I recommend both.
The important thing is that you stick with a brand-name product, one that I recommend, or one that you see in a Cnet, PC Magazine, Maximum PC (a very nice magazine), or PC World review. There's a critical reason why.
Many malicious malware tools masquerade as legitimate-looking programs. Sunbelt's blog cites almost daily occurrences of newly hatched phony-baloney security programs, such as Extra Antivirus, SysAntivirus 2009, and Win Defender 2009. What a laugh -- you get the privilege of paying for a product that harms your system. (These links are to screen captures, not the programs.)

It looks real, I know, but this is disguised malware.
BTW, you may feel confused about what you need. In the past, I used separate programs -- one for virus protection and another to guard against spyware. That era is over as most products cover the whole attack spectrum in one product. For instance, Sunbelt's Vipre is a favorite, with both antivirus and anti-spyware capabilities; it's $30, with a 15-day free trial. I'm currently using Kaspersky's Internet Security 2009, which acts as my firewall, antivirus, and anti-spyware program. It's expensive, though, at $80, though it has a 30-day free trial.
If you're wondering about firewalls, I don't think most users need a stand-alone firewall and can do just as well with the one built into XP or Vista. (I know I'll get flack about this from the technoids in the audience.) I gave up on a separate firewall when Zone Alarm experienced a conflict with a Windows update and I experienced a day of grief; if you do feel the need, Comodo's free firewall is a good one.
Blockade, Barricade, and Fortify
I use four programs in addition to Kaspersky for an extra layer of protection. One flags dangerous sites and the other two block sites that try drive-by malware attacks. Two of them are free, the other costs $30, but does double duty.
While surfing, I use WOT, the Web of Trust, an free add-on for Firefox and Internet Explorer. WOT analyzes every site I visit. Its icon changes colors based on the levels I've set for trustworthiness, vendor reliability privacy, and child safety. The icon appears next to every link listed in a Google search, too.
An alternative is McAfee's SiteAdvisor, the other freebie. It also screens sites, but it's not as smart, or unobtrusive, as WOT. SiteAdvisor resides as toolbar in IE and appears in the lower-right corner of a Firefox window. Its alert is a large pop-up. Click for more info, and instead of a new tab, it opens a new browser session. Dumb. It's also troubling that SiteAdvisor gave a green okay to the Extra Antivirus site, a known danger; WOT blocked the site.

WOT and is McAfee's SiteAdvisor in action.
Screening and advice is valuable, but I want more. The next two programs don't let me near sites it knows are dangerous.
Ad Muncher started out as an ad blocker, the most effective (and simple-to-use) one I've ever used. In the last year, its branched out and added filters to block spyware, adware, and dialer installer sites. I love seeing the "Blocked by Ad Muncher" text on screen. By the way, the program has other features, such as an anonymous proxy server to disguise yourself while surfing. Granted it costs money ($30, with a 30-day trial), but it blocks most banner, Flash, floating, and text ads. It's better than the freebie built into Firefox and runs circles around the other I wrote about in PC World. Try it and I'll think you'll be surprised how much better surfing is without ads.
Few people know about SpywareBlaster and it's essential you get it. It's free, updated regularly, and automatically blocks over 10,000 malware sites and tracking cookies while you're browsing. Unlike an antivirus tool, it doesn't actively run while you're surfing. Instead, it adds URLs to your browser's Restricted Zone, effectively stopping you from getting to the sites.

Zap those nasty ActiveX programs with Spywareblaster before they land on your PC.
Now it's time for you to get with the program, download WOT, SpywareBlaster, and the trial of Ad Muncher, and get some extra protection.
Permanently Delete Norton and McAfee
If you're switching to another antivirus program, you have to remove the old one. The problem is that to remove either Norton of McAfee, you need a blowtorch (I hear C-4 plastic explosives is also needed on Norton's Live Update). [Private note to Brendon: I know, I never let up.]
Try AppRemover, a free tool that's designed to find and rip out every last portion of your security applications. It removes other antivirus programs as well.
If that doesn't work, try the Norton Removal Tool (also known as the AutoFix Tool). It effectively yanks out every shred of -- get ready -- every Norton product on your PC (from versions 2003 through 2009). That's right, it's dopey, and you're stuck reinstalling the specific Norton tools you want to keep. And for McAfee, I suggest you watch its Flash tutorial for a sense of how to use their removal tool.
Tool of the Week: SoliCall Noise Reducer
Do you make VoIP calls with barking dogs (hey, that's me), crying kids, and clickity keyboards (me, again) in the background? SoliCall Softphone Add-on claims to reduce the ambient, background noise on Internet phone calls. It works with Skype, magicJack, Google Talk, Yahoo Messenger, and other services. It took about 10 minutes to download, install, and configure it and it seems to work. Try it and let me know what you think. The free, basic version is for private, non-commercial use. Read how to configure it.
Time Wasters
Jumping frogs, mind reading, people who love grammar, and a clever vaudeville act.
I love clever commercials and Coinstar, the company with machines in supermarkets that count your change, give you paper money in exchange, and grab up to 10 percent for the service, has one. And if you don't think that's expensive, read My, You Have a Lot of Coins!
I believe in mind reading. After all, I practice magic as a hobby. You might, too, after you try this sharp I-know-what-you're-thinking site. Once they've guessed right (and they will, unless your math is off), give it another shot. (If you must know, there's a Java script that watches your eye movements, sees where you're looking, and generates the right response. Pretty simple, really.) [Thanks, John D.]
My wife, Judy, travels with a marker and a bottle of correction fluid in her pocket. If she sees a sign with an egregious grammar error -- you're for your, say, or an unnecessary apostrophe -- she'll surreptitiously correct it. (Yes, Judy is pedantic about words.) She's not the only one. A University of Georgia grad student is outraged by "unnecessary" quotes and has a "collection." The Grammar Vandal has an assortment of dopey errors that made me laugh. The same can be said of Wordsplosion and the GrammarBlog.

The Grammar Vandal blog spots the gems.

Wordsplosion says, "This sign could use some pier review."
Here's your goal: Figure out how to make the frogs jump in order to move the three on the left to the right, and vice versa. Think outside the box -- you have to move all 6 frogs in 15 moves. This will keep some of you busy for a while. [Thanks, Geneva.]
These guys are too good -- they're vaudeville performers and masters at coding. While you're being entertained, you'll also be amazed at what they do with your browser. [Thanks to Gus S.]
Sit Down and Take This Test
Forwarding this newsletter is a good thing. If you do it--and I mean, like, right now -- I'll give you a bizarre little neurological test to try. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. See what happens to your right foot? Baffled? Well, good. And while you're confused, quickly forward my newsletter and ask the forwardee to sign up at: :http://www.techbite.com
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